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Name: Andrew Country: Hong Kong Birthday: 2/1/1987 Gender: Male
Interests: Hobbies..... i dont realy have any hobbies! i am kinda dull. I like music (who dont) of most sorts. I HATE OPERA, and i dont understand cos they are the people with the most powerful voices and they sing compleetly crap songs... often not even in english! I do enjoy pissing people off! and that could be classed as a hobby cos i do it so often. The closest thing i have to a hobby is comedy! I love comedy in almost any form! i seek it out and never forget true comedians (Eddy Izzard, billy Connely, John Clease) They are all my idols... appart from Eddy cos i anint a cros dresser!
Expertise: umm... what am i good at?? not much realy. Whitty comebacks, lurid coments... ohh and an amazing ability to twist anybodys words, so that whatever they say it comes out as a twisted, descusting or sexualy orientated coment! So as u can see i am good ant fuk all that is useful! so i am pretty fucked for a long term carear! WOMEN is actually what most ppl think my area of expertise is but in truth, i'm just as confused as the next guy! I'm the kinda person who thinks periods have somthing to do with the moon... Although women could be a good area of expertice, but that generaly means u have to be a gynaecologist. It's a well paid carear but the phrase "I am Dr Rowe at your cervix" just dont appeal to me! On the other hand pimping appeals! And is another carear that requires expertise in women.
as u have guseesd by now i have a rather one track mind and like to rant so i is gonna shut up now!
Occupation: Student Industry: Other
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Member Since:
3/31/2003
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| Am i hopeless?.... probably, 4 different people have attempted to explain the matrix to me and only one person managed to make any sense (thx seb) others just rambeled and told me about stuff i already knew.... and just one more keen observation, didnt the architect look remarcably like the KFC guy???
errr yeah thats all u'r gonna get fur now! | | |
| THE MATRIX! what is the matrix is the question so many people ask!..... nope wait thats not the question, its more along the lines of WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN THAT MOVIE? am am usualy the sort of wise ass that has an answer for anything (anything not school related anyways) but this has left me absolutly clueless!!???!!!!??? it leaves u asking is the real world actualy a matrix/ part of the matrix, how the hell choice is a problem and how xion has been destroyed, what was it 6 or 7 times without anyone knowing, and y is everyone in xion soooo horny! if u havent seen it im probably spoiling it for u but I DONT CARE, im need answers, soif u understand it pls explain it to me....... I am going to see it again cos i need to understand! ok so if u havent seen it u have to go cos its reely cool to watch with a wicked car chase and about seven hundred Agent Smith's. Am i the only person who thinks Agent smith is soooo much cooler that Neo... i sit there wanting him to kick neo's ass and it never happens.... sorry but i love the way he talkes to everyone like they are children and his huge ego... he reminds me of a much more smartly dressed and scarier me!...... wait a second, scarier that me? is that even possible? hey heres a random question, Y does everyone who has been unplugged from the matrix wear shades? even when they are in dark places like sewers! and how much proffit muts the sunglasses companys make off the matrix!
i also have a week of nothing and so i am puttin out notice for a certain activity that, if i get enough response i will organise and get my bro to sign us all in! here goes...
WHO WANTS TO GO PAINTBALLING?
this is not just me wanting to shoot my friends (dont read into that) but caroline left to the uk 2 days ago and Simon is realy lonley and need stuff to do. ok... what else.... ohh yeah i was reading through my older logs and i still owe chrissy chocolate..... but its kinda gone off by now. and i have had my family portrate done and it has made me realize just how slitty eyed i am! ill scan one of the better ones so u can see how crap they are. well that is all.... im out of practice and need some funny stuff to wite about so
Entaro Adun
Andrew"i undrestand the meaning of life but not the matrix"Rowe | | |
| ok so i am faced with a period of time in which i have nothing to so i thought i might restart my log, so this is my attempt to keep sane.... i know its been a long time without an entry (thats cos i gave up on it) and since i have nothing planned this week i thought y not! well actualy i do have stuff to do like exams and spending more time with simon cos hes lonley since Vickars left.... but thats off the point, this is more of a notice of my re acceptance of xanga... and when i have more time i shal begin to rant again! so until then i shal leave with this simple but stupid pic (very my style)

thats it..... errr more to come....
bye! from
aNDREW" cAPS lOCK iS fUCKED" rOWE
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| YAY! my dad got home last (from a conference with thompson) and he brought me back a fucking digital camera! haha! its so thin ans sleek and i may just get a photo for my site that i actualy like! This is probably bad news for most of u cos u gonna havr to look at even more of my ugly mug! Its rely coool! it came with a few photos on it already so i know my dads been playing with it on the plane.... the picture of a stuardess and a sleeping bloke on the opposite side of the cabin kinda gave it away..... well i dont blame him, sum times u buy ppl things that u just have to play with before u give it to them! if i didnt have my own subwoofer i woulda played with pezzos!
for the first time in yonks i have actualy got plans for today....(shock)... and tomorrow! so i is having lunch with Cat Den and lil sis... whatsher name???...... ahh fuk it she aint important. then gonna go see Johnny English with Ben amd Bex, its gonna b sooo funny! hey how come all my mates names can be shortened to three letters??? Cat, Den, Pez, Ben, Ric, Bex.....appart from me! i am called AND.. how flipping brill! ohh Chrissi... u cant shorten that... yay feel better now! tomorrow i haqve to wake up at 7 IN THE MORNING! to go have a family portrait taken.... kinda prezzie fur mom cos simons leaving! i have to look smart... I detest looking smart! | | |
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